Quotes from When You Wish Upon a Car
"How did you do this, Aud? I mean, before you got your first big gig, how did you manage?" -Jack
"I ate a lot of popcorn." -Audrey
"I could sell one of my ovaries on the internet." -Jack
"I don't borrow money from boyfriends. It's way too... yucky, I think, is the technical term." -Jack
"Whoever invented the term Happy Hour obviously never worked at a bar. What are you still doing up?" -Jack
"Contemplating killing myself with a miniature cannon." -Jill
"You know, I'm not your target demographic." -Jack
"No, that would be psychotic eight-year-old boys... and marketing executives." -Jill
"You're sweet." -Jack
"Aw, so are you. Which makes up for the fact that you're the world's worst waitress." -Mikey
"I hope you find what you're looking for." -Alison
"I hope you do too." -Jill
"I try to smile a lot. People always ask you what's wrong when you're frowning." -Jonathan
"My greatest wish didn't come true." -Jill
"There's only one explanation. You don't know what your greatest wish is. People alwys make the same mistake." -ice-cream man
"You do this a lot?" -Jill
"It's only a hobby. The real money's still in the ice-cream business." -ice-cream man
"Even though there are a lot of things that I don't know, about me, about where I'll end up, there's one thing that I know I want more than anything that I can possibly imagine wanting, and that's you, Jack. I want you. You're my wish. Okay, and you have been from the first minute that we met." -Jill
"I'll be back. Tomorrow. With a plan. So I'm going to leave you with that and I'm going to go figure out the plan. So you should be ready." -Jill
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