Quotes from Animal Planet 2

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Mikey: "So that's it, huh? The big cahuna of all organs?"

Jack to Jill: "I feel like me but different, and you seem like you but..."

Mikey: "I fired her and then I asked her out."
Lucy: "Ah, classic love story."

Jack: "So, Mikey has keys to your place?"
Jill: "Yeah."
Jack: "So, you guys had sex on the kitchen floor."
Jill: "Yeah."
Barto: "Hey, what's up?"
Jack: "Mikey has keys, and Jill and I had sex on the kitchen floor."

Audrey: "On the kitchen floor?"
Barto: "Swear to God."
Audrey: "Jack won't even eat a piece of toast she's dropped on the floor."

Mikey: "Don't call a girl within three hours after sex. You're gonna scare her off. There's a reason that nature has the dude fall asleep after coitus. It keeps the girl on her toes."

Mikey: "We did it on the floor, we did it by the door, so if you don't mind tonight, let's do it some more."
Barto: "He's like an X-rated Dr. Seuss."

Jill: "I didn't want to go overboard, y'know."
Jack: "You didn't."

Jack: "Why did you say, 'Happy Valentines Day, Jill?'"
Jill: "Because I am. It is."

Mikey: "I don't know if that's the nicest person in the world or the weirdest."

Audrey: "You have a nice bedside manner."
Barto: "As a doctor?"
Audrey: "As a boyfriend."

Jill: "We started overthinking..."
Jack: "You started it!"
Jill: "You ran with it."

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