Quotes from The... Future

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Jill: "You told Audrey?"
Jack: "That's different, I tell Audrey everything."
Jill: "How much everything?"
Jack: "Some everything, not all everything."

Jill: "God invented a snooze button for a reason. Weren't you naked the last time I saw you."
Jack: "Hm hmm."
Jill: "What happened?"
Jack: "You fell asleep and I put on my pajamas. I don't sleep naked."
Jill: "Ever?"
Jack: "Never?"
Jill: "Just checking."

Jack: "I'll be late."
Jill: "I know, and I'm so sorry, in advance."

Barto: "Hmm. Fuzzy."

Jill: "Hello."
Barto: "Hello."
Jill: "You live upstairs."
Barto: "I know."

Mikey: "You know, meeting the co-workers, it's kinda like meeting the parents, only not as related."

Elisa: "Hi. I have rats."
Jack: "She has rats."
Jill: "Oh."
Elisa: "Goodnight."

Jill: "I only have one."
Jack: "I thought we could layer."

Jill: "Yeah, who needs condoms when you got your ex-girlfriend on the couch."

Yoga instructor: "Cell phones are not a part of yoga."

Yoga instructor: "Anger is not a part of yoga."

Elisa: "I've still got rats and you're gonna raise the rent? What are you going to charge the rats?"

Jack: "Did we just have our first fight?"
Jill: "No, that would be the day we met."

Barto: "I'm not ready to lose you yet."
Audrey: "Me neither."

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