Quotes from Under Pressure


Jill: "You are a strange strange girl."
Jack: "Thank you."
Jill: "I like you."
Jack: "I like you too."

Audrey: "Are you okay?"
Barto: "Yeah. No. You know what?"
Audrey: "What?"
Barto: "The true horror is that I feel compelled to tell you that this has never happened to me before."

Jill: "Drink eggs!"

Barto: "Just kill me now, please."

Jack: "You are so mean."
Jill: "You are so covered in cous-cous."

Elisa: "I think women should stick together when people who are not women could wind up hurting them."

Jill: "You wanted our own place so you could bring home women?"
Mikey: "Why else would you need an apartment?"

Jack to Audrey: "What are you guys going to do tonight? Gonna burn up the sheets again?"

Elisa: "So do you forgive me?"
Mikey: "I forgave you two days ago. That's what we do on my planet. So what's the deal with you and my clock?"

Jill: "I love you. You heard me, right?"
Jack: "Hm mm."
Jill: "Good."


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