Quotes from Lovers and Other Strangers


Jill: "These buttons are actually very tricky. I need full illumination."

Jill: "Why do you have such a problem with nakedness?"
Jack: "I don't have a problem with nakedness. I have a problem with nakedness and a hundred watt bulbs working together against me."

Jack: "You already know where everything is. Just, y'know, proceed as usual."
Jill: "I love it when you talk dirty."

Jack: "I'd rather have a huge lunch and then try on bathing suits under flourescent lights at Bloomingdales standing in the same dressing room as Elle MacPherson."

Jack: "The interviews are over so you can all go home... and eat something!"

Jill: "Need any help taking your clothes off?"

Jack: "They can see me or the photos, but we can't be in same place at the same time. You know what I mean?"
Jill: "So it'd be like Batman and Bruce Wayne."
Jack: "Exactly."

Audrey: "Most guys are peacocks when it comes to their... feathers."

Audrey: "Barto, if you quit, there's gonna be a whole list of people you didn't save."

Dr. Zane: "It is a privilege to be there for someone when they die. You might have helped him more than you know."


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