Quotes from A Key Exchange

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Audrey: "I should leave you alone."
Barto: "No! Yeah. No! Probably."
Audrey: "One more year of this, huh?"

Elisa: "How can you enjoy M&Ms dipped in hummus? It's like an insult to the entire Mediterranean culture?"

Jack: "I can be edgey."

Mikey: "There's a lot of desperate people in this city. Trust me, I serve them drinks."

Barto: "I want you to take a look at my life and look at your life and then try to see our life. Can you?"
Audrey: "Not right now I can't."
Barto: "Well, neither can I."

Maid: "We're a naked maid service. Or just topless if you prefer."
Mikey: "There is a Santa Claus."

Jack: "But I'm not wild and crazy."
Jill: "You ran out of your own wedding, drove to New York to start a whole new life, then broke up with this incredibly safe boyfriend to get on a horse with me. Come to think of it, I have to keep my eye on you."

Mikey: "I fired her and then I dumped her. Now I'm going to make her my maid?"

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