Quotes from Starstruck

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Jack: "Favorite bra."
Jill: "Favorite bra?"
Jack: "Well, favorite sweater one. It has a certain rounding quality that works really well with sweaters as opposed to my shirt one that's more of a low-cut cleavage kind of thing."

Barto: "I'm starting to get dizzy."
Audrey: "Yeah, me too."

Mikey: "I figure she usually deals with two kinds of guys: the ones who try to get into bed immediately, and then the ones who can barely even speak to her."
Jill: "Yeah, aren't you, like, president/CEO of category 1?"

Elisa: "I'm having dinner with Paris Everett at 93 East. Pinch me. I'm not wearing this."

Barto: "I'm an idiot. I'm scum."

Annie: "I'm sure that I'm the last person in the world that you want to see right now."
Audrey: "Takes two."
Annie: "True. But I think that it was more me. Because I wanted it to happen. Because I'm totally in love with him."
Audrey: "Oh, thanks, yeah, that makes me feel so much better."
Annie: "But he's totally in love with you, and he's scared to death of lsoing you."
Audrey: "I see. And when exactly did you guys discuss this? Before, during or after?"

Elisa: "Paris, I'm going to my bedroom."
Paris: "Yeah."
Elisa: "Are you going to my bedroom too?"
Paris: "Yeah."
Elisa: "Paris, I don't want you to go to my bedroom."
Mikey: "Neither do I."
Paris: "Oh. Oh, my mistake."
Elisa: "Oh no, it's just, I didn't realize that you were..."
Paris: "Bisexual."
Elisa: "Oh, that's a big word."
Mikey: "Not a bad word."

Barto to Audrey: "I'm not letting you get on the plane until I tell that I love you."

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