Quotes from The Awful Truth
"Moving in with a girl. It's kinda like trading baseball card when you were a kid. You give up a couple of cards you like... you get one card you love." -Jill
"I know it's not perfect. In my fantasy version he wouldn't have come yet and I would've had time to get a facial and get a pair of those boobs in a box and a sexually threatening rock star to wear on my arm.... And a murder weapon." -Jack
"I gave myself time to get lost and then I didn't." -Jack
"It still kinda feels like I'm just spending the night, y'know? But then it doesn't. It's just a little weird." -Jill
"That's 'cause it's her place. You shoulda started someplace neutral. A sort of a Switzerland for shacking up." -Mikey
"Well then why are we sitting in bed with chopsticks? We used to eat at a table. I liked eating at a table. And having sex in bed... or on a table." -Jill
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