Quotes from Moving On


"He's gonna start dating again." -Barto
"Oh, you finally asked Jack out, huh?" -Mikey
"Uh, he said dating, not Tae Bo. Besides, I know plenty of normal women." -Jill

"I cannot have a party here right now." -Barto
"You can invite Audrey." -Mikey
"Let's have a party!" -Barto

"I am not sexually intimidated by her or anyone... except maybe her." -Barto

"It's all in the eyes if they're looking for a friend, a boyfriend, or sex before morning." -Mikey

"My party's making me sad." -Jill

"You've gotta adopt my party strategy: scope it, rope it, grope it." -Mikey


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