Quotes from Not Just a River in Egypt

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Jill: "It was like kismet."
Barto: "Did he just say kismet?"

Jill: "It's kismet."
Mikey: "He just said it again."
Barto: "Maybe I should grow a goatee."

Audrey to Jack: "One word, and I'm walkin' into your bedroom while you're sleepin' and cuttin' off all your hair."

Jack to Jill: "You look nice... er than usual."

Jack: "Have fun. Be good."
Jill: "Well, which is it?"

Jill: "What should we do next? There's this great bakery in Little Italy, or we could catch some jazz in the Village or see a late movie..."
Laurie: "Or we could just go back to your place."
Jill: "That would be closest."

Audrey: "I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just quit."
Barto: "No, that's not your style."
Audrey: "What do you know?"
Barto: "Well, I can tell, you don't give up that easily."

Jill to Jack: "That's a nice waddle you got there."

Jack to Jill: "So, who was the naked girl?"

Jack: "So, Laurie, what was Jill like in bed? I mean, high-school."

Mikey: "You're gonna go, don't go thinkin' 'friend.' You'll give off friend pheromones, before you know it girls will stop shaving for you."
Barto: "Wwwwwait a minute, I'm still stuck on friend pheromones."
Mikey: "There's a very small window of opportunity where a friendship can turn into sex, but if you let that window close, there's no coming back."

Travis: "What was that?"
Audrey: "That was me singin', baby."
Travis: "Are you planning on whooping every time you finish a verse?"
Audrey: "Maybe."

Elisa: "It would be really for me if you guys..."
Jack: "We won't."
Elisa: "Well, I can't ask you not to."
Jack: "You don't have to."

Barto: "If I don't stop wasting my time thinking about Audrey I'm going to flunk out of med school."

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