Quotes from Pseudos, Sex and Sidebars
"I think I might be ready for a pseudo-girlfriend." -Mikey
"I can sue you for being tall and good-looking." -Jill's lawyer to Jill
"Have you ever had a guy basically tell you off, and somehow it comes off sounding like the most romantic thing you've ever heard?" -Audrey
"Ever since I've known you you've been the queen of 'What the hell.' Except with Barto." -Jack to Audrey
"What are you going to make me for breakfast?" -Jack to Matt
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