Quotes from Battle of the Bahamas
Jack: Y'know, honey, that'd be a lot easier if you stood on a chair.
Jill: Thank you. Chairs are for tiny people. I'm a tall man with a tall man's reach... and big clumsy fingers.
Mikey: You wanna say yes?
Barto: Would I be chatting you up in the men's room if I didn't?
Mikey: What else can I say? Vaya con dios.
Barto: Gracias, amigo.
Emily: I figure if I take care of other people's kids, I'll feel less urgency to make my own, y'know.
Audrey: I don't really get kids.
Elisa: What's not to get?
Audrey: Well, it's just once you get past the small and cute part, they're kinda dull.
Barto: How do you feel about kids with rich parents? It's a barmitvah, everything's expensive.
Audrey: Including the dance lessons?
Barto: Especially the dance lessons.
Mikey: How's the dinner rush?
Emily: Uh, not really a rush, more like a determined waddle.
Audrey: It was the freakiest thing. I look up and the three of them are standing outside the studio window drooling like dogs watching a pork chop.
Elisa: How did Jill take it?
Jack: Very calmly... at least, he will when I actually tell him. I'm thinking of cooking for him tonight.
Elisa: Yeah.
Jack: In a G-string.
Jill: Tiramisu? You made tiramisu?
Jack: I made... a trip to Dean and DeLuca and bought tiramisu.
Audrey: The kid got a little free with his hands.
Barto: Tropic of Cancer?
Audrey: Capricorn.
Barto: Stop, stop, I am so close to sixth grade I can feel the zit coming in right here.
Jack: It's been suggested that compromise is not my strong suit, and if you laugh I'll smack you.
Jill: The thought never crossed my mind.
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