Quotes from Bag Full of Love
Jill: You got enough blockers here to screen nuclear fallout.
Jill: You should know that the, uh, birthday night's festivities are coming along very nicely.
Jack: And romantic?
Jill: English period-costumed epic romantic.
Barto: That's a nice shape.
Elisa: Yeah, the technical term is rectangle.
Jill: I need a word that rhymes with blossom, and not 'possum.
Mikey: Your teeth'll rot if you don't floss 'em.
Audrey: While she's here, you and I act like roommates.
Russell: Yeah... but, does that mean no roommate sex?
Audrey: Well, yeah.
Russell: Well, that... that kinda makes me a little sad.
Audrey: Well, if it gets her off my couch sooner, sad is good.
Jack: He just swoops in and tries to sweep me off my feet with this whole big show. Really kind of irritating.
Elisa: Yeah, I'm tryin' to work up some sympathy for you, but I... I just am not quite there yet.
Jack to Jill: You didn't trick me into falling in love with you.
Barto: No matter what you did, no matter how mad she might be right now, you still got the ultimate tactical weapon: she loves you.
Jill: And this helps me how?
Jill: You ever have one of those dreams where you know you're dreamin' but you just go with it anyway?
Jack: Yeah.
Jill: That's kinda where my head's at right now.
Jack: You see this? You double-bagged my shampoo, and I know why you did it. You did it because you remembered that I lost my favorite cashmere sweater in our trip to L.A. because of a leaky shampoo bottle. You rolled my socks, you rolled my jeans, you remembered my flannel pillowcase.
Jill: Yeah, I know how you hate the hotel pillows, y'know, the sharp edges.
Jack: You know, the whole thing with Matt? The band, the hotel room, all of that... it was an empty gesture, 'cause he doesn't know me. Only you do. And this is what matters, right here, this right here is a bag full of love.
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