Quotes from California Dreamin'


Jill: Where do you find all these things? Is there some tiny little toiletry store that I'm just to big to see?
Jack: Mock away, but don't come crawling to me for socks in L.A.

Jack: You really wouldn't mind?
Jill: No, I think you should.
Jack: Well, I think you should mind.
Jill: Why, is there something for me to mind?
Jack: No.
Jill: Oh.
Jack: Okay, maybe I will.
Jill: Okay, good. Maybe I'll mind.

Mikey: You guys got any cheese, or meat, or bread?!
Barto: Mikey, you don't live here.
Mikey: You got any olives?

Barto: Remember to sit up straight. I think bankers like that.

Elisa: You know, I've never flown in first class before.
Peter: It's not that hard once you get the hang of the footrest.
Elisa: I should also warn you, I have terrible fear of flying.
Peter: You know what works for me?
Elisa: Uh-huh.
Peter: Humming "Dancing Queen" in my head.
Elisa: And that comforts you?
Peter: No, but then I figure if we go down at least I'll stop hearing that song.

Woman: Excuse me, hi. Could you give me a hand with my back?
Jill: I'm engaged!
Woman: Congratulations, but, uh, I still can't reach and I really don't want to burn.

Jill: It's amazing, you would think that the smog in L.A. would help keep the UV rays down. I dunno, I guess it's that big hole in the ozone. It's very dangerous here at the pool.
Jack: I admire your courage.

Elisa: I'll never know if he didn't call because he thinks I'm a slutty prude or a prudish slut.

Barto: I don't understand why you can't just hail a cab here.


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