Quotes from Pressure Points
Mikey: How long have I been useless?
Barto: Uh, maybe 22, 23 years.
Barto: I'm a very nice guy.
Sarah: Nice guys don't make girls build walls.
Jack: Look up, dead bug. Look up, dead bug. Look up, dead bug.
Elisa: Jack is a very clean person.
Barto: We're just keepin' it casual, keppin' real, y'know.
Mikey: You're keeping it real?
Barto: Hey, I can keep it real.
Jill to Elisa: You know, you've gotten pretty annoying since you've started seeing that shrink.
Barto: I was just gonna call her mean, but yeah...
Jill: Annoying?
Barto: Yeah, that'll do for me.
Mikey: Hey, y'know, makin' your own hours is so much better than not making them.
Jill: This candle is gonna make her not feel lonely?
Jack: It's a scented friendship candle.
Jill: What's friendship smell like?
Jack: Apparently vanilla.
Sarah: It was turning into the hickey that ate New York.
Jonas: You have no idea how happy your mother is.
Barto: See, I knew she'd be happy. Listen, I want her to stop all this happy business. Right now!
Barto: I don't want your fish money, dad.
Jack: What did you guys use to clean your bathtub?
Jill: Doesn't it just get clean when you take a bath?
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