Quotes from The Big Bounce
Jack: Just out of curiosity, what would you have said?
Jill:I would have said that you're the greatest person I've ever met in my whole life, and that she's probably losing the best friend that she's ever had by not talking to you.
Jack: That's some pretty good stuff there, honey.
Jill: I got a touch of the Hallmark in me.
Jack: I am taking back the friendship, resurrecting the love.
Jill: So, we're not having sex right now.
Jack: Later, sweetie.
Jill: You're makin' people nervous, and you're taking up stool space here, which would be fine if you were a paying customer, unfortunately you have yet to, uh, achieve that status.
Audrey: Why don't we just agree that when I'm not home you can do your nature boy thing all you want, but when I'm in this apartment, slap a sock on it. Okay?
Mikey: What happened to your time out?
Barto: I prefer to take my time outs when nobody's interested in me.
Jack: He walked around naked?
Audrey: Yeah.
Jack: How'd he look?
Audrey: Swimmer's body.
Jack: Nice.
Audrey: I know.
Barto: No dating movies. No movies about dating. No movies featuring characters that have dated, are currently dating, or may date in the sequel.
Jill: How about "Blood Sport?"
Barto: Blood is good.
Peter: So, the problem is you do everything I say without realizing it. Is that it?
Elisa: Kind of.
Peter: Okay. Don't break up with me.
Elisa: We're just... we're at such different places in our lives. And I want to be where you are, I do. But I am never gonna get there if we stay together.
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